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What’s your superhero name?

It is I, the Black Man in America

they call me the functional alcoholic

Have no fear!
HUMAN COP THAT GETS AWAY WITH MURDER IS HERE!

You’re friendly neighbourhood Super Cold Hot Dog

watch out for the bad motherfuckin creepy roommate

The Amazing Creepy Roommate.
Oh god

Make way for Super Self-Medicating Veteran, nerds

lifting-ink:

My daughter has been doing this for like 5 min straight now. Just trying to grab my tattoos

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